Wednesday, March 19, 2008

Mrs Jefferts-Schori's Easter Blessing

For those of you who have still not chosen your Easter cards for this year, here is an offering from the TEC.




Hat tip to Andy Bartus

8 comments:

Sandra McColl said...

Perhaps Frau Dr Tintenfisch-Schori could insert her head (nice to see that it's lost its unfortunate greenish hue--apparently she's got over her attack of envy at the Bishop of Rome's pianism, or detestable enormities, or whatever)--perhaps if she could insert her head in an orifice whence said emissions emanate, that would be her little bit for the environmental cause.

Anonymous said...

Someone more industrious than myself should start a blog entitled "The Best of PB Jefferts Schori." She is the funniest comedienne since Lucille Ball.
Laurence K. Wells

poetreader said...

To quote myself, this seems appropriate:

Bovine Droppings in the Place of Prayer

Many are the sacred cattle
wandering through the sacred halls
in the awesome sacred precincts
of the sacred church of God,
many sacred cattle leaving
evidence upon the sacred floor
where their sacred feet have trod.
Many cows, much evidence
in which upon the floor there grows
a strange and various vegetation,
nourished by what has been left,
and fertilized, and rank with life
of many types and many shapes
whose weirdly formed
and wildly branching limbs
boldly bear a strange
and psychedelic fruit
which when partaken makes men mad
and banishes good sense
and turns discourse into blather
which doesn’t end.

-----------ed pacht

LP said...

don't forget this image either:

http://faithandgender.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/shori_crap.jpg

Fr. Robert Hart said...

LP

The only way to fit those URLs into a comment is to cut them in half. Usually the / provides the best place to hit "enter" and then paste or write in the rest.

Fr. Robert Hart said...

Sandra wrote:
...nice to see that it's lost its unfortunate greenish hue--apparently she's got over her attack of envy at the Bishop of Rome's pianism, or detestable enormities, or whatever...

It seems obvious that Schori deals with her problem of pianism envy by wearing priestly vestments.

Alice C. Linsley said...

So funny! We need to laugh at this. The alternative is to take this woman seriously.

Albion Land said...

Alice,

We do have to laugh, but we must none the less take this woman deadly seriously. She will be responsible for bringing about the end of any pretense by TEC to be a Christian church. She and her cronies and lackeys are doing Satan's work. May God have mercy on her soul.