Convert Orthodoxy as Media Echo Chamber
by Christopher Cox
“[Theology]
has led to some pretty ferocious debates between people who, as far as I can
tell, live in their mothers’ basements.” – David Bentley Hart, “Orthodoxy in America and America ’s Orthodoxies.” (28:50)
In the last century, mass media and the atomization of
Western culture have led to two developments that are important to traditional
Anglicanism in the 21st century United States . First, all messages
delivered by modern mass media in a global, postmodern society are
over-simplified and distorted. Reddit is gospel to many. Second, people
reacting to instability seek authenticity in commodities that are marketed by
the same mass media, which they consume selectively. Hipsters find refuge in
vintage denim, courtesy of nostalgia. Anglicans have a pale imitation of
Eastern Orthodoxy. But Anglican converts to Orthodoxy, like hipsters who think
they are authentic, choose to exist in a “media echo chamber,” only consuming
media that tells them what they want to hear about their product of choice. The
term is usually used in the study of media to refer to readers of politically
biased news, becoming worse informed as they consume fewer media they disagree
with. Here, it applies to a subculture of Orthodox converts who are misinformed
for the same reason: They think they are right.
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I take up the case of the Catholic Anglican, and his echo
chamber. He is an inquirer, often a cleric, often of Anglo heritage, who is
unhappy with secular modernity. He is introduced to a solution by a missionary.
The missionary is a pious convert from the friendly neighborhood Orthodox
bookstore, who convinces the inquirer that the Eastern Church lacks the
problems of the Western. The missionary makes theologically ignorant, sweeping
claims with breathtaking confidence. Statues are idols, for example. By his
surety and appeal to antiquity, he deludes the inquirer, just as he had been
deluded before. It’s the way that fraud gurus gain converts. Imagine what
Screwtape tells such missionaries:
“Give them a distorted, idealized story
about a miniscule part of a foreign culture; that will lead them astray. They
won’t check the facts – knowing these things will make them feel superior! And
don’t stop at the laity. If you have the fortune to delude insecure or
undereducated clergy, they can answer every question with an obscure ‘fact’
that sounds vaguely mystical!”
This missionary believes in “Convert Orthodoxy” (CO). CO
is not the Christian faith, but a Western take on Eastern Church history that
sounds like it instead. The CO narrative makes two claims. Its first claim is
that fashionable, current Eastern interpretations of patristics are, in fact,
the entire Faith. Its second claim is that Western Christianity was always
tainted by Scholasticism (the missionary means, “Any serious idea that I don’t
understand”). Thus, the West lost all heart religion by sacrificing inner peace
for polemic. This last claim is the most dangerous: Basic reading in convert
circles includes deep monastic writing that was not always intended for
non-monastics. Combined with a hatred of cataphatic theology, it leads to
spiritual delusion.
The inquirer privately convinces himself that CO, which he
mistakes for Christian dogma, is in fact the full deposit of the faith. He
never considers that Eastern cultures have changed as much as Western cultures
since the first century. He spends the rest of his ministry feeling inadequate
and experimenting with Byzantine liturgical norms, such as the use of icons. He
may not read the text of the Seventh Ecumenical Council, which lacks an
anathema against statuary. He forgets that Our Lord is a three-dimensional
Icon. This black-and-white mentality sounds eccentric, but remember: he now
believes in a narrow interpretation of Church history, not the Christian
religion. Eventually, this inquirer becomes a convert, taking his parish or
family with him to the doorstep of an Eastern jurisdiction, with CO firmly in
tow. If he joins a jurisdiction full of secularists, modernists, and hipsters
in expensive denim, he won’t even notice. He brought his trad echo chamber with
him!
The Eastern Rite convert abandons his tradition and
appropriates another, thinking that his foreign affectations (which confuse the
ethnic Orthodox) are signs of his renewal. The Western Rite convert claims to
be returning to the Orthodox Faith of the Celts, though British Christians
always answered to the Western Patriarchate, itself part of the pre-schism
Church. The second narrative isn’t even taken seriously by historians, but good
marketers go after the heart, not the head. If a critic disagrees with the
convert now, he is brushed off. “The ‘Latins’ aren’t arguing with my
interpretation of Christianity,” he tells himself. “They’re arguing with the
Catholic Faith!” This mindset is called “epistemic closure,” a belief that only
those who agree with oneself are right.
Ethnic Orthodox wonder what religion it is that these
deluded converts think they have joined. It is meet and right so to do! The
former Anglican also learns that most of his fellow converts, whom he meets on
the doorstep of the Eastern Church, have left the very fringes of
Fundamentalist Protestantism or a New Age cult. People who escape these
backgrounds are often abuse victims, lack social skills and unconsciously
surround themselves with people who have similar problems. Wherever they go in
large numbers, they run the risk of continuing the cycle of abuse they were
formed by, resulting in toxic convert parishes. Thus, CO colonizes the Eastern
Church like a Gnostic cult, adopted and spread by a subculture that lacks
social skills, but attracts people of many backgrounds. CO isn’t Gospel, it’s
4Chan spirituality.
Evangelicals call this process “spiritual abuse.” It’s the
reason that so many Orthodox converts belong to the same toxic parishes, full
of anti-Semitic conspiracy theorists, domestic violence survivors, and
recovering addicts. The convert described above might plant a church with a
bookstore and start inviting inquirers to learn about (his version of) the
primitive Church. Taken together, all these things are expressions of
“convertitis,” and serve as a warning to those who would even consider entering
the Eastern Church at this time. They won’t be entering Orthodoxy, but they
will think they are.
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As much as all Christian converts like to see their
conversion as a Platonic ideal, unspotted by the world, conversions are made in
space and time and matter. Maybe conversion is a holy mystery in which an
outward physical sign points us to an inward spiritual grace. Anglicans, like
members of all faiths, often use a narrative to convince people to see the
light. That’s not wrong. The problem with CO is that the narrative is false,
and toxic parishes aggressively use it to steal Anglican sheep. This cycle has
repeated itself many times. Many well-meaning CO missionaries were spiritually
formed in dark places by sick people, long before they came to the Eastern
Church and brought their made-up religion with them.
Now it’s 2018. Tens of thousands of Anglo-Catholics in Fort Worth , San Joaquin, Quincy and MDAS are being targeted by CO
missionaries. When ACNA voted to continue WO, orthodoxwest.com was released,
Rev. Mark Rowe became active on social media, and Anglican Radio went over.
This is likely an intentional strategy of clergy with experience in public
relations, who mean to convince Anglicans that the Eastern Church cares, and
will suddenly save Anglicans by a “miracle” (dirty PR trick). Psychologists
call it “love bombing.” It’s a form of psychological abuse. The only serious
counterattack in this game of chess has been the October 2017 agreement between
four Continuing Churches. It was heroic, but too little too late. Thousands of
Anglicans remain outside the merger. Many are quietly entering the Western
Rite, or are in secret talks to do so. The Orthodox are moving to checkmate
opponents who don’t know they’re playing chess! If traditional Anglicans don’t
widely circulate a serious case for their existence in months, they will go
extinct.
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In conclusion, the age of mass media has come to the
Church. CO is a biased version of Church history that replaces the Christian
Faith in the minds and hearts of most converts to the Eastern Church. Thousands
of former Anglicans and others now assent to CO because their biases have
clouded their thinking without their knowledge. It’s difficult to convince
people to leave CO because they think that their former brothers in Christ are
in fact arguing against Christianity itself, instead of a bizarre, childlike,
consumer version of Church history marketed by media-savvy clerics. Thus, it’s
better to head off conversions now. Debate will only reinforce the convert
siege mentality.
It’s hoped that this article correctly explains the
misgivings that some feel but can’t express. The Western Rite may be the proper
end of Anglicanism; God isn’t beholden to logical constructions. But it must
not come to pass because pious, learned men were taken in by a gimmick.
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Put it this way for the laity, clerks in Holy Orders:
Orthodox converts in America
are just like people who think that Disney’s Aladdin is a serious study of Middle Eastern culture.
For those familiar with the vocabulary of literary
criticism: Convert Orthodoxy is an Orientalist fabrication, constructed discursively
by Westerners in mock-serious dialogue with a straw man of an Eastern
expression of faith and their own unwitting biases.
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