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Wednesday, March 19, 2008
Mrs Jefferts-Schori's Easter Blessing
For those of you who have still not chosen your Easter cards for this year, here is an offering from the TEC.
Perhaps Frau Dr Tintenfisch-Schori could insert her head (nice to see that it's lost its unfortunate greenish hue--apparently she's got over her attack of envy at the Bishop of Rome's pianism, or detestable enormities, or whatever)--perhaps if she could insert her head in an orifice whence said emissions emanate, that would be her little bit for the environmental cause.
Someone more industrious than myself should start a blog entitled "The Best of PB Jefferts Schori." She is the funniest comedienne since Lucille Ball. Laurence K. Wells
Many are the sacred cattle wandering through the sacred halls in the awesome sacred precincts of the sacred church of God, many sacred cattle leaving evidence upon the sacred floor where their sacred feet have trod. Many cows, much evidence in which upon the floor there grows a strange and various vegetation, nourished by what has been left, and fertilized, and rank with life of many types and many shapes whose weirdly formed and wildly branching limbs boldly bear a strange and psychedelic fruit which when partaken makes men mad and banishes good sense and turns discourse into blather which doesn’t end.
The only way to fit those URLs into a comment is to cut them in half. Usually the / provides the best place to hit "enter" and then paste or write in the rest.
Sandra wrote: ...nice to see that it's lost its unfortunate greenish hue--apparently she's got over her attack of envy at the Bishop of Rome's pianism, or detestable enormities, or whatever...
It seems obvious that Schori deals with her problem of pianism envy by wearing priestly vestments.
We do have to laugh, but we must none the less take this woman deadly seriously. She will be responsible for bringing about the end of any pretense by TEC to be a Christian church. She and her cronies and lackeys are doing Satan's work. May God have mercy on her soul.
Perhaps Frau Dr Tintenfisch-Schori could insert her head (nice to see that it's lost its unfortunate greenish hue--apparently she's got over her attack of envy at the Bishop of Rome's pianism, or detestable enormities, or whatever)--perhaps if she could insert her head in an orifice whence said emissions emanate, that would be her little bit for the environmental cause.
ReplyDeleteSomeone more industrious than myself should start a blog entitled "The Best of PB Jefferts Schori." She is the funniest comedienne since Lucille Ball.
ReplyDeleteLaurence K. Wells
To quote myself, this seems appropriate:
ReplyDeleteBovine Droppings in the Place of Prayer
Many are the sacred cattle
wandering through the sacred halls
in the awesome sacred precincts
of the sacred church of God,
many sacred cattle leaving
evidence upon the sacred floor
where their sacred feet have trod.
Many cows, much evidence
in which upon the floor there grows
a strange and various vegetation,
nourished by what has been left,
and fertilized, and rank with life
of many types and many shapes
whose weirdly formed
and wildly branching limbs
boldly bear a strange
and psychedelic fruit
which when partaken makes men mad
and banishes good sense
and turns discourse into blather
which doesn’t end.
-----------ed pacht
don't forget this image either:
ReplyDeletehttp://faithandgender.files.wordpress.com/2006/12/shori_crap.jpg
LP
ReplyDeleteThe only way to fit those URLs into a comment is to cut them in half. Usually the / provides the best place to hit "enter" and then paste or write in the rest.
Sandra wrote:
ReplyDelete...nice to see that it's lost its unfortunate greenish hue--apparently she's got over her attack of envy at the Bishop of Rome's pianism, or detestable enormities, or whatever...
It seems obvious that Schori deals with her problem of pianism envy by wearing priestly vestments.
So funny! We need to laugh at this. The alternative is to take this woman seriously.
ReplyDeleteAlice,
ReplyDeleteWe do have to laugh, but we must none the less take this woman deadly seriously. She will be responsible for bringing about the end of any pretense by TEC to be a Christian church. She and her cronies and lackeys are doing Satan's work. May God have mercy on her soul.