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Thursday, August 02, 2007

Just for a laugh


I sing a song of the saints of God
From all faiths as equ'lly true
Regardless of race or color or creed
They're as worthy as me or you.
And one is a Muslim
And one is a Jew
And one is a Buddhist
And one a Hindu.
They are all of them saints of God, we presume
On God's grace for ourselves too.

7 comments:

  1. Anonymous10:13 PM

    Verse two of your politically correct hymn?...


    But there's one sort of folk who aren't saints, I fear:
    That's the ones who think others are wrong,
    For goodness sake, they think Jesus was right,
    They must not have read their Spong!
    For when Jesus said:
    "I'm the Way and the True"
    He didn't mean it for me,
    He only meant it for you,
    So to be a post-modern saint, get a clue:
    All these other truths are true too!


    (Brought to you by the Vast Right-Wing Orthodox Conspiracy.)


    LP

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  2. Dear Groucho,

    I want to ask if you are related to Fr. Hart as with the addition of the 'goatie' you have an amazing resemblance!

    They lived not only in seventies, there are a couple thousand still.
    Their world is bright with noxious complaints, on who succeeds Jesus will.
    They don't have a school, ain't it lame, O mer-cy! playin' Church ho-ow vain, what a flop, baffles me! For the saints of God are not as good as me and I be mean to each one too.

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  3. Dear Groucho Hart,

    I hope you will permit me to chime in:

    I sing a song of the sops of God,
    measly and dull of hue,
    who took and changed the Church we love
    into a P – A – C.

    And one was a druid and one was a priest,
    and one was priestess in her mind;
    they were all of them sops of God, and I know,
    God’s fixing to make it right.

    Bev T.

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  4. Okay, it looks like we have the makings here of a competition in hymnody. Surprised our own Poetreader hasn't already chimed in.

    I am officially appointing him and Bev T (apckmusician) as judges. They'll have to sort out their votes on each other's contributions.

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  5. I'm up for that!
    Bev T

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  6. OK
    My forte isn't necessarily to order poetry, so I may or may not come up with something of my own. I'm watching this spot.

    ed

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